So in honor of this Saturday’s festivities that you absolutely do not want to miss (Gutter’s Glitterball, duh!), you’ll probably want to get in the mood with some disco food as well.  In the 70’s people knew how to party.  So with that being said, they didn’t have time for a fucking twelve course formal tasting menu.  Instead, they nibbled on finger foods and champagne in anticipation of the big party which ultimately led to some coke, ludes, and swapping spouses with one of their friends at the party.  Priorities, people! Puhleez!  It’s not always about the food!  Here are a few ideas for your pre-par-tay party…

There's nothing more freeing than throwing food.  Even the most well-behaved of children have indulged in a food fight.  Don't lie.  You know you have.  It seems that projectile food has gone hi-tech.  In the spirit of the Cupcake Cannon, comes the Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol.  Now instead of trying to MacGyver some crazy shit, you can buy your weapons online for a mere pittance.  Move over water pistols... Honey is going semi-automatic with marshmallows.  See you on the battlefield, Suckas! 

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