Fifty Shades Of Grey & A Meal For Two (The Grosvenor Cinema)

Spoil your loved one with a romantic meal and a little on-screen S&M with The Grosvenor Cinema’s meal and a movie offer. For just £26.50 per person, the West End cinema is offering a two-course meal, half bottle of wine and a movie of your choice. This special offer is not available on Valentine’s Day, but would be an ideal pre-Valentine’s treat.

Pretty Ugly (The Admiral Bar)

If you prefer sticky, sweaty dancefloors in dark, scuzzy clubs to chocolates and a dozen roses, then The Admiral Bar is the place for you this Valentine’s weekend! Join Aarti, Pam and Lynne, three sassy girls with a taste for good tunes and bad moves this Saturday (14th February) for Pretty Ugly’s Valentine’s special. Bring your best dancing shoes for some retro electro, poptastic indie disco!

Friday The 13th (Of February) (Classic Grand)

For an unorthodox Valentine’s, The Classic Grand is the place to be this Friday! If £1 shots, £2 drinks and the chance to dress up as Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger is your idea of a good-time Valentine’s then buy tickets for The Classic Grand’s Friday The 13th (Of February) club night NOW!

Lady Alba Presents Bad Romance (The Old Hairdressers)

The Old Hairdressers plays host to Lady Alba this Saturday and her Valentine’s double-dose of Bad Romance! Along with her Wee Terrors, Lady Alba invites you to join her for a night of romantic, whimsical and downright dirty evening of musical treats, comedy, poetry and satire. 

Club Noir (02 Academy)

The eternally stylish and sexy Club Noir rolls into Glasgow’s 02 Academy this weekend and offers revellers a chance to enter the realm of handsome, rich and highly-sexed entrepreneur, Christian Grey. Forbidden Fruit is your chance to sample the dark and delicious delights of libertines and femme fatales, Paris’ red light district, Glasgow’s underworld and Dorian Gray’s London. Now in it’s 11th year, Club Noir knows exactly what its guests want, and never fails to deliver; walkabout acts, a wish gimp (who will keep mum about your naughty little secrets), latex-clad French maids, blues band, Dirty Diamond & Gunslinger and a DJ spinning till 3am. Tina Warren, the sassy girl behind this sexy event, says, “Valentines can be so samey. Every year merges into the next. This is definitely an event you will remember. And if you are single – all the more reason to go. It’s not Noah’s ark, where everyone goes in two by two. It’s super friendly and a helluva party.” 

Enterteasement : Comedy Magic Burlesque (The Admiral Bar)

Hoping for a magical Valentine’s this year? Look no further! The Admiral Bar is hosting Enterteasement : Comedy Magic Burlesque this Saturday; a mixed bag of treats with a line-up that boasts Dynamo-inspired and 5 times Scottish close-up magician, Woody, comedian, John Scott, who scooped a £12, 000 prize in Scottish Comedy in 2010 and Delilah Cocklepop, a burlesque beauty from Barcelona in her Enterteasement debut.

Romeo & Juliet (Clyde Auditorium)

William Shakespeare’s tragic tale of teenage love comes to life at Glasgow’s Clyde Auditorium this Friday. Romeo & Juliet gets the theatre treatment from Ballet West in a story of passion, murder and tragedy, set in medieval Verona and danced to Prokovief’s stunning score by brother and sister duo, Sara-Maria and Jonathan Barton.