“I put my left foot into my wellie and felt a cold liquid; I cursed myself for being stupid enough (or, more accurately, drunk enough) to leave my wellies outside of my tent in the rain during the night. I was annoyed when I thought it was water in my wellie, so you can imagine how pissed I was when I realised it was actually vomit . . .”

It’s time to dig out your wellies, borrow money from your parents, sweat over the lack of iPhone reception and brave the horror of the portaloos; Festival Season has landed! 

Spend the summer with Gutter HQ and our annual “Festival Season In The Gutter”, now in its third year. Our quintessential guide to Festival Season will bring YOU everything you need to know; previews and reviews of the BIGGEST Festivals here in the UK, throwback to unforgettable festival performances and backstage interviews from summers gone by and our unmissable Festival Survival Guide, ideal for any first-timer.

Not enough? Not too worry! The Festival veterans of our Gutter HQ team will be bringing YOU their festival experiences (some great, some traumatic, and some very, very hazy), their fantasy headliners and answering the burning question of 2015; Should Kanye West really be headlining Glastonbury?!

Things could get muddy, but you’re in good hands. Campers, come on in!